December 2011
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Off to the ski hill tonight!
Yes I do something other than tumble and have sex! Although I am tumbling now and will be having sex afterwards… Wish me luck and no broken appendages!
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Things I adore,
.. when he ‘lets me win’ at COD.
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don't judge me, but..
Last night I did one of those stereotypical hormonal girl things I despise my gender for.
I cried after sex.
It was our second round last night, having the house to ourselves while my mom is in Vegas is unbelievably wonderful (although far too much work) and we had made a very solid attempt to snuggle and finally go to bed.
I’m not sure in what world that has ever actually happened,...
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the thing about mental disorders,
.. i really dont think people that haven’t been in the same frame of mind or actually experienced a mental disorder can really appreciate the sick things that go on in our minds at times or actually understand the way our brains work when they’re not functioning “normally”.
i also think that at some point in our lives most, if not all of us, experience these disorders. no...
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weird?
the bfs friend texted me asking to go for coffee……. lets let my tumblr followers predict where this is going?!
i don’t understand where this is coming from and im far too subtle to be like yeah sure ill go as long as i know your motives beforehand
oh and apparently he wants to “hit it off as friends”
well, ill have him know i am a crazy bitch and he should be...
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i wish every time i got pregnant i got a tv show and fame and money and then beat up by my alcoholic boyfriend while my cross eyed mutant children cried with my japanese nanny
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Is it bad that all I want to do is sit on the couch and watch teen mom?
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“Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all...”
– Part of Hillary Clinton’s speech to the UN on LGBT rights ( gay .org.uk)
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Anonymous asked: The only thing I agree with about that Taylor Swift article is the feminist critique. Everyone points to You Belong With Me as the madonna/whore thing, which I argue exists more in the cheesy teen movie-inspired video than the song itself. But what really bothers me is Better than Revenge where she's blatantly calling some girl a whore. You don't have to like the "other woman,"...
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Christmas Eve.
Well, I didn’t end up staying home masturbating, but I did get to play video games. Why? Because Boyfriend wound up surprising me halfway through my night to stop by, and afterwards I most definitely didn’t need a vibrator.
Unfortunately after that theres been lots of turmoil and I’m just hoping things simmer down. I’m not the biggest fan of the holidays but I appreciate...
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I thought being home alone on Christmas eve would suck until I realized this gave me the freedom to masturbate and play video games all night.
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Its that time of year again..
…where I get scared to open random plastic containers in my fridge for fear of what has lived in them the past week..
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As much as,
… I love Taylor Swift’s music, this definitely made me think a little bit about what shes really all about and suddenly my mind has been a little swayed elsewhere. Its funny how when you really consider song lyrics and their meaning what really jumps out at you.
Check out Five Socially Acceptable Reasons to Hate Taylor Swift Here! Makes for an interesting read regardless of if...
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the awkward moment..
.. when it becomes socially acceptable to buy your friends dildos for christmas.
when did it get to this?
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Break time starts... NOW!
I just finished my last exam, and now its time to actually enjoy some of this break! Some last minute Christmas shopping to do and my application for third year and I am good to go! =] So excited! Hopefully will have some exciting stories too ;]
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I may have a strong dislike for christmas,
HOWEVER, I do love:
the tips at work which multiply by five
no need for excuses for baking or decorating EVERYTHING
snuggling up with hot chocolate
christmas music, giving presents ( NO Boyfriend, you are most certainly not getting anything even remotely early, other than sexy times)
cuddling with Boyfriend
everyone in an unusually pleasant mood
decorating the coffee shop...
Anonymous asked: Did you go to see Breaking Dawn ironically? Because I would think you would hate the Twilight franchise for its horrible portrayal of women.
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And to top it all off.
Just get a text from Boyfriend that his dad is in the hospital. Again. Right before Christmas. Last time he was there it was for nearly six months.
This is the start to a great holiday season, I can smell it already.
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Love
musingsinthemorning:
It’s slapped me around, taken my heart for months, left me crying, kicked me down the stairs, made my tea tasteless, my feelings hopeless, and left me shivering in the lonely darkness.
Then it’s dusted me off, made my heart sing, changed my thinking; my world, shown me unspeakable beauty in a curl of hair, gave me tears of joy, opened my soul to the love from another, and...
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What time of year is it?
Holiday break time its time to smoke a blunt.
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Its called BREAK time for a reason.
Rant begins. Plug your ears.
People are ridiculous. I just want to enjoy my holidays and do my own thing and hibernate and play with my horses and eat my turkey and be fat and merry.
Eveyone wanna just fuck off? My moms in Vegas for two weeks so I’m in charge of the farm. By myself. I am taking care of twenty two horses, four llamas, seven cats and three dogs. I still have one more exam...
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Anonymous asked: Do you still use condoms while taking birth control?
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Do what makes you happy. If that means sleeping in until 1 pm or putting four spoonfuls of sugar in your coffee, then do it. If it means eating the entire roll of cookie dough yourself or walking around the house naked. If it means watching internet videos of cats or protesting in the streets for hours just because you know what the word justice means. If it means wearing white after labor...
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Porn bloopers.
Something I rarely do is watch porn not in incognito. That way you don’t have to worry about the whole awkwardness when for some reason someone goes through my history. Kind of like the way Boyfriend did last night.
Well, lets just say I happened to have frequented the same section, and although Boyfriend found it amusing, it was quite embarrassing.
Needless to say I’ll be in...
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Sushi: 50.00$
Gas: 10.00$
Movie tickets: 18.00$
Making him watch Breaking Dawn with me? : Priceless.
“When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to...”
– Lisa Unger (via atomos)
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SeXbox.
“Baby, why are the xbox remotes full of no name batteries?” “Because all the good ones are in my vibrators!” “This is why we will never be able to live together.”
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“This is what you do. If you feel low, you stand tall. You mess up, you move on....”
– Hobson Brown (via atomos)
